Darling's Candy

Ally Bally Ally Bally Bee
Darling came on our telly
greeting about the currency
for buying Coulter's candy

Poor wee Ally couldny get it right
Spouting politics of spite
We can all see through his shite
because it isny Darling's candy

Ally Bally Ally Bally BOO
Try and scare me and I'll scare you
Because assets means liabilities too
and they're no "Coulter's candy"

Our oil, toil, talent and time
will make our bawbees glitter and shine
and come September we'll ken fine
how to tae make sure weans hae candy

Ally Bally Ally Bally Bee
Sitting on yer mammy’s knee
Greeting for a wee bawbee
Tae buy some Coulter’s candy