White Van Manifesto

I’m a white van man
with a white mandate
for my white van manifesto.
I'm going out to hurt
who I’m taught to hate.
Someone's got to strike the first blow.

Human rights are sham.
It’s too late to say
you didn’t see this coming.
Ban the immigrants
says the Daily Mail,
only saying what everyone's thinking.

Don't get me wrong,
to be fair, let's face it,
you know what I mean,
and at the end of the day
you agree with me.
When all's said and done,
they come over here
and you have to admit
I'm not being racist but
the fact of the matter is
you agree with me.
I'm not being funny but
you agree with me.
Some of my best friends
fought and died
in two world wars
and one world cup
and they agreed with me.
Get another round in
and when you come back
you'll agree with me.
Agree with me!
Agree with me!
Think what I say!
Everyone think what I'm saying!

And you agreed with me!
You agreed with me!
You voted to leave
to stop this immigrant flood.
Now I've got permission
to have some racist fun
checking the colour of Polish blood,

and who will be my judge?
Will you? You'll be my judge?

You put the knife into my hand,
you drew the line in the sand,
you told me that you had a plan,
and now you think perhaps you can
be my judge?
You?

I’m a white van man
and my heart is true
to my green and pleasant land.
You’ve had your say,
now get out my way,
before things get out of hand.